Lord High Rikonian
Rikonius, the Lord High Rikonian is the supreme ruler of the Realm of Rikonia. He built this realm from the bones of the gods of the previous universe. This was not easy, because bones of gods are not good building material, and the allen key that IKEA sent with the kit was not the right size.
"Ron Howard is the Opie of the masses"
Still, Rikonia was built, from the bones of the gods of the last world. And the realm exists, to this day, as a testament to the power of Rikonius. Plus how annoying IKEA can be. Seriously, if you're looking to build a mystical realm, don't get the IKEA kits, they are no good.