Election Troubles (or, Gee, This Never Happened Before)

Top 5 Surprise Revelations in Monica's Upcoming Testimony: (July 31, 1998)
5. She didn't inhale
4. Bill plans to open new fast food restaurant. Avoid the "secret sauce"
3. Brandy is a better singer (oops, wrong Monica)
2. She's going to sleep with Chandler again (Oops, once again, wrong Monica)
1. As part of secret KGB cloning operation, her job was to spit into "Clone-O-Matic"