Well, here it is. I'm finally doing what nearly every other frickin' Website (including The Great Amish Lesbian Fetish and Barn Raising Site) has done, and set up a F.A.Q. page.
So, anyway, here are the questions, let's jump right in!
What does F.A.Q. stand for?
Wow, now that's a frequently asked question.
By morons! FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions! Got it?! Good!
Wow, that's bitter!
Hey, I thought these were supposed to be questions!
Oh sorry...
You should be!
OK, back on track here. What's a "Lord High Rikonian"?
Well, it's me!
I'm a Rikonian (the only Rikonian, right now, but that'll change once I get my own country), and I'm the Lord High one.
Okaaay.... But what is a Rikonian? Someone from Rikonia?
Uh, sorta
Well where's that?
Actually, it's a state of mind, a state of being. Like Zen, only a lot weirder
All right, let's talk about something else. Why the Ultra Hero?
Because Palladium said that Heroes Unlimted 2 would have Mega Heroes, and they'd be totally kickass and everything. Then I got the book and it was a minor stat booster. A lot of people got upset, so I wrote the Ultra Hero
How do you decide which films to review for your Rental Revuze?
Well, I try to pick films that didn't get too much review treatment while they were in theaters (if they were in theaters). But the main criteria is that I have to have something interesting to say about the film. Either it's a great movie you may not have heard of (like High Strung), or it's a total piece of shit you should avoid at all costs (like Nowhere), or I can just make some weird jokes about it (like 99.9% of my revuze)
You do know that the word is not actually spelled "revuze" right?
Yes, but this is the Net, and that sort of crap is expected of me here
Can you think of some questions for my FAQ page?
No, I can't
OK, what's up with your comic strip?
Eh?
Why is it still your "Unnamed Comic Strip"?
It's a cool title! and, uh, I couldn't think of a good name yet
Thought so. And why the shitty photoshopping of celebrities?
Oh, that! I just thought it looked funnier that way. Plus, that way I can use 16 color gifs and each strip is only like 15 kB!
You cheap bastard! Well, what about those undead Presidents? Why do they keep showing up?
Hey, it's not just Presidents! I also have zombie John Lennon and Richard Marx
Richard Marx isn't realy dead is he?
Yes, I am afraid he is
Why don't your Transformer rules allow for size changing, like Megatron used to become a pistol?
I only used realistic body form rules. If you want to use resizing, jsut use one of the many hosue rules out there that lets you give a robot a super ability and pick either shrink or growth. Just limit the size change to the transformation
What's up with Canada? It seems like there's a bunch of weirdos up there!
I really don't know. But yeah, lot of weirdos come from Canada. Maybe it's the cold
When the hell is your Rants page gonna get updated?
Dunno. I only write rants when the Inspirato™ hits me. I haven't been inspired to rant for a while, and truth be told, some of my rants where I tried to force one out anyway were really weak. But I may have a couple out there soon
How can I join your Explusive WebRing?
If you have to ask, you can't get in. Seriously, it's an Exclusive WebRing, where my nepotism comes into play, so if you're one of my online friends, you can probably get in. If I don't know you, then you're most likely out of luck. Sorry
What's the meaning of life?
I know the answer, but if you seek your spiritual enlightenment from a stupid web site FAQ page, you don't deserve to know it
You're really an evil arrogant bastard aren't you?
Yes. Yes I am
