a Blasphemco™ product line

All the action of your child's favorite toy lines!

All the religious devotion of the Bible! It's J-Force! Because Jesus is back, and he's kickin' ass!

NAME: Jesus™
ROLE: Team Leader
TRAINING: Synogogue, Special Forces, Ninjitsu
GEAR: Light machinegun rifle with snap-on grenade launcher, launchable cyber-hand and cyber-eyepiece. Bandolier belt. Rocket-launching crucifix sold separately.
$27.98 + S&H
Jesus™ is back and this time he's taking no prisoners! Between Special Forces training, machinegun, grenade launcher, cyber-launch rocket hand, and Holy Son-of-God powers, Jesus™ is the ultimate tactical team lead.
NAME: Mega-Moses™
ROLE: Artillery Support
TRAINING: Scrying, prophesying, demolitions
GEAR: Shoulder-mounted Moses-Cannon™ with removable back-mounted battery pack.
$24.98 + S&H
"Let my people go! Or taste the fury of my Moses-Cannon™!"
The Pharoah has no chance against Mega-Moses™. Even without his shoulder mounted ion cannon (with real light up action. Helmet lights up too. Batteries sold separately), Mega-Moses can still dish out the hurt with his bionic left arm.
NAME: Cyber-Mary
ROLE: Aerial Support
TRAINING: Aerial Combat, Recon
GEAR: Removable jetpack and wrist-mounted laser cannons
$24.98 + S&H
The Virgin Mary is flying high with her jetpack and wing-robe. And with her light up laser cannons, this is one virgin that knows how to handle action!
NAME: Wisemenator
ROLE: Gestalt Heavy Combat
SPECIAL ABILITY: Gestalt Mode
GEAR: Battery pack-powered laser rifle, jetpack with articulate blasters, and removable bionic arm
$63.98 + S&H for the set
The Three Wise Men, with their bionic camel and ion pulse weapons are ready for most threats. But when evil proves too big to handle, they combine to form Wisemenator!