First entry, and genesis for the blog name
| by Lord High Rikonian |
2/16/2010 6:20:19 PM |
I often have weird dreams. Figured I'd archive them. But don't want to bore people who check other blog but might not care about dreams.
Of course I'd have to actually update the other blog first, but I do plan to do so at some point.
This blog is basically going to be a storehouse for the weird entertaining dreams I have. No fixed update schedule as I need to actually have said weird dreams first.
And now, the dream that inspired me to start this:
I was watching a play, and someone in the audience said something bad about minorities, and I knew that this would trigger some kinda Twilight Zone weirdness, so I led a few people backstage so they could hide from the nazis that were about to time warp in and start shooting everyone.
Butters from South Park was one of them. Everyone else was a person, Butters was a cutout
When we get backstage, there's this rickety box of metal and glass stuff on a precarious shelf. Butters is all "oooh, I wanna play with that metal and glass" and getting on a stack of chairs to reach for it. I'm thinking "oh shit this is gonna make noise"
Then EVERYONE backstage yells "NO, BUTTERS FROM SOUTH PARK!!! DO NOT DO THAT OR THE NAZIS WILL HEAR YOU!"
So I facepalm then go "no, you know what? I'm not doing this dream anymore."
Everything blacks out, and I get a message appearing saying "We're sorry that you didn't enjoy the time travelling Nazi dream (featuring Butters from South Park). Please select a new dream for your continued dream enjoyment. We value your patronage at Somnitech, and hope that one of the following is more to your liking..."So I scroll down the list and press the button for Watchmen themed dream
Then I get a loading screen. "Watchmen themed dream loading..." with a little spinning happy face with a blood hole icon and a digital display for the percentage loaded.
"Watchmen dream loaded. Please select character." All the Watchmen were in a grid. Manhattan was greyed out, because he wasn't unlocked yet. So until my alarm went off, I was beating up supervillains as the Nite Owl.