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Total Recall
Reviewed By: Lord High Rikonian (10/15/2009 8:37:58 PM)
Rating: 4.00 "tumahs"
Genre: Science Fiction
Starring: Ahnauld Shwartzennhardtospell, that lesbo icepick chick, Louie from Taxi, Sam Fisher, a chick with three knocker, a dude with a freaky mutant puppet growing out of his stomach, Ahnauld Shwartzennhardtospell on video
Plot: Douglas Quaid (Ahnauld) is a construction worker who wants to go to Mars. Sharon Stone is his wife who doesn't want him to go to Mars. Against the advice of his twin brother (or was that another movie?), Arnie goes to Rekall, a travel place where instead of sending you someplace, they implant the memory of going there. But Quaid has real memories of being on Mars as a secret agent that get unlocked. And now Sam Fisher is trying to kill him, even though Sam Fisher's boss doesn't want him dead.
This movie was surprisingly good. A lot of times, people complain about product placement, but I found the product placement to be a very innovative part of this movie. One thing that makes most sci-fi seem totally unrealistic to me is the total lack of brand names anywhere. It's amazing how much believability a Fuji billboard in the background, or a soft drink can can (hehe) bring to a movie.

Viewing Advice: This movie is very entertaining. But after you watch it, you really must try to track down the Total Recallin' MP3. You have not lived until you've heard a Tom Petty song parody sung in a bad Austrian accent.
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