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Reviewed By: Lord High Rikonian ( 10/15/2009 9:35:45 PM)
Rating: 3.00 bad Belgian actors
Genre: Martial arts
Starring: That crazy Belgian dude who takes drugs and smashes hotel rooms, Raul Julia, some hot Chinese chick, a lot of other people.
Plot: M. Bison (played by Raul Julia) is an evil warlord in a foam rubber padded uniform trying to get a few billion for some hostages. Jean Claude Van Damme is Col. Guile, who'se heading up the AN effort to stop him. Actually, since Guile is from America, that makes Jean Claude an AN/US agent, which is somewhat appropriate.
Meanwhile, Ken and Ryu are trying to con evil crime lord Sagat out of some money by selling him fake guns. Sagat finds out and forces them to fight in his arena, when the AN/US forces storm the place and arrest everyone.
Meanwhile, Chun-Li is reporting on the crisis while planning to go take down Bison with the help of her production staff which is composed of E. Honda and for some reason, Balrog.
Viewing Advice: OK, this isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, and even though the movie was written as a vehicle for then-star Jean Claude Van Damme, he is mercifully off screen for much of it. Actually, the comic relief elements were quite well executed, particulary the part toward the end with Bison and Dee-Jay. All in all, if you must see a Van Damme movie, this would be the one to see.
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