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Reviewed By: Lord High Rikonian ( 10/15/2009 9:45:39 PM)
Rating: 3.00 damn space hippies
Genre: Direct to Video Sci Fi Thriller
Starring: Jack Scalia (Funny, I thought he was a Supreme Court Justice), some damn hippie space guy, and this cool dude named Carlos
Plot: Evil aliens steal a cow and kill a guy in the 60s. Years later, evil aliens with black eyes and funky sonic powers kill a senator and Jack Scalia (one of the 2 characters in this movie you can actually root for) is upset because he failed to stop them, then he ends up befriending one of the lamest aliens I've ever seen (though JarJar is much much lamer, but still, this guy sucks), and trying to save him from the evil alien leader (played by Carlos something or other) who for some reason looks just like Clark Kent. Come to think of it, he DOES have strange powers beyond those of mortal men, and he DOES wear glasses to conceal his identity. Anyway, they all fight and a bunch of people die and... well, I'd hate to ruin the ending for you, so I'll stop here.
Viewing Advice: If you're watching USA Up All Night, and Gilbert Gottfried or Rhonda or Kato Kaelin or whoever the hell they have now says "Up next: Silencers" and there's nothing else on, or you lost the remote, then watch it, it's actually kind of enjoyable. Otherwise, don't bother.
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