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Reviewed By: Lord High Rikonian (10/17/2009 4:59:36 PM)
Rating: 0.00 pills
Genre: Science Fiction (allegedly)
Starring: Who knows, who cares? A bunch of nobodies and if there is any justice they will all remain that way
Plot: What plot? I sat through about 45 minutes of this drek and the only plot I could see is a bunch of 20-somethigns doing drugs and almost but not quite having sex. The lead character seemed to be doing a really poor quality Keannu Reeves imitation. I think there was supposed to be an alien invasion or something, but all I saw in the 45 minutes leeway I gave this shithole of a movie was a dude in a crocodile suit at a bus stop. All in all, this film gives the distinct impression of being a real shitty film school project.
Viewing Advice: Don't. Do not view this film on television. Do not rent it. Do not go to a film festival if this film is playing. If you are stranded in a space station and a mad scientist tries to force you to watch this film, then vent the airlocks and at least make your death quick. Allow me to reiterate... this film SUCKS!!!
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