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Reviewed By: Lord High Rikonian ( 10/15/2009 6:25:17 PM)
Rating: 0.00 titanium fangs
Genre: Shitty horror/martial arts/ cyborg movie
Starring: An assortment of washed up American actors and washed up Japanese actors, all badly dubbed
Plot: Japanese kung fu drug dealers are using kung fu vampires to fight the American DEA (which surprisingly opts to use guns instead of kung fu). Apparently, they blow up one of our DEA agents and our government brings him back as a cyborg.
Viewing Advice: Hey, you know how old martial arts movies are kinda stupid, and the acting is bad, and everything is poorly dubbed and the moves look so fake? But they're fun to watch anyway? Well, forget that theory, because this movie just fucking sucks. Oh yeah, when you rent it, the box will probably have a cool picture of Robocop on the front cover. There's no Robocop, nor any cyborg looking anything like him. The "cyborg" in this piece of excrement is actually a bad actor in a thick mylar jacket with the hood up.
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