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Reviewed By: Lord High Rikonian ( 10/17/2009 5:00:38 PM)
Rating: 3.00 er, phantoms (hey, they can't all be gold!)
Genre: Horror
Starring: Ben Affleck, the dude from Scream 2, the crazy chick who married Marylin Manson (hey, wouldn't she have to be?), a fine looking actress, Peter O'Toole, and evil stuff
Plot: Two sisters (Rose McGowan and hot lady who'se name I can't think of) drive to this small sleepy town only to find it is all dead except for the sherriff and depurity, er, deputy. The local constabulary (Affleck and Scream 2 guy, whose name I have forgotten) has an Andy Gritth and Barney Fife quality to them, except Barney Fife wasn't a necrophiliac pervert.
Anyway, pervo deputy dies (so we know the bad guy isn't Eric Clapton), and they call in some comically inept government guys who bring Peter O'Toole with them. Then there's a lot of whining and everyone starts fighting the evil stuff.
Viewing Advice: This is a fair movie, but not all that great. I'd recommend seeing it, but don't make a special trip
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