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Reviewed By: Lord High Rikonian ( 10/17/2009 5:44:10 PM)
Rating: 1.00 dollar store special effects
Genre: Shitty horror flick
Starring: Yeah right. Like anyone actually "stars" in shit like this!
Plot: Morons buy a haunted house or something. Guy with a metal hand shows up to inspect the place. Says some cryptic crap and then leaves in a huff
Then the morons put on a moron show. You know every cheap lame "house of horrors" you've ever been too? You remember how you laughed at how fake and stupid they were? Well this is lamer than that. In fact, there is only one horror show I can think of lamer than their crappy house of horrors. And that's this crappy movie that was polluting my VCR with its sheer crapness.
Viewing Advice: Save your dollar. Or give it to the guy from King Missile, and he'll be your friend forever.
Now isn't that a better use of a dollar than renting this piece of shit movie?
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