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Reviewed By: Lord High Rikonian ( 10/14/2009 12:00:00 AM)
Rating: 2.00 human ears
Genre: Science Fiction
Starring: Jean Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, some cute chick reporter, some evil government guys and corrupt science guys, and a military van with a freeezer unit.
Plot: Toward the end of the Vietnam War, Dolph Lundgren is a psycho who kills people and wears their ears aroud his neck. Van Damme finds out, and the two of them kill each other in a shittily acted sequence. Then, both are revived for the Universal Soldier program in the 80's, because apparently, the scientists can only use dead soldiers with really atrocious accents. Anyway, what the fuck is this? These guys die in fucking Vietnam and they are reanimated in the 80's?! All I can say is, wow. I can't even keep leftover burgers for more than a week, but these guys lasted for like a decade in a cemetary?
Anyway, they regain their memories and try to kill each other.
Viewing Advice: If you are a Dolph fan, a Van Damme fan, or an undead-killer-cyborg-with-a-shitty-accent fan, watch this movie, otherwise, forget it
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